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Realitee - Reality TV mesages
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SHIPWRECKED - E4 island-based reality show back after seven year absence from our screens with £50k prize for the winning tribe. Narrated by...
E4
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...radio DJ and Strictly 2018 contstant vick Hope : ’got to meet these dreamboats in the ACTUAL FLESH...even though I’ve been watching them for months in a dark little room on my own while talking to myself’
Vick Hope Instagram
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CERTAINLY CHAVSCOT - ’Absolutely Ascot’ underway on ITVBe. What to expect? ’Where drama is taken to a whole new level and glamour is everything!’ but The Sun describes it as...
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...’basically Made In Chelsea, Towie and Big Fat Gypsy Wedding combined’. Could be worse so...
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...check out the taster vid for gems like ’Oh I look like a proper minge’
Absolutely Ascot
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CIRCLE OF HELL - ’The Circle - surely short for Circle of Hell, which is what it feels like after five minutes...The rules are simple in this new reality show, which is like a version of Big Brother for particularly dim millennials, or an inner city variety of Love Island sans tans’ Jan Moir (Daily Mail) so...
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...here’s a taster : ’Sparks fly between Kate and Mitchell on their first date. The catch is Kate is actually Alex!’ Catfished?
Channel 4
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A STAR IS BORN? - red dress about 10 secs into Big Brother 2018 vid, inside it (just about) is Sian Hamshaw
Big Brother UK
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CATFISH TV - presenters Maya Jama and Alice Levine explain new social media-based reality show The Circle, aka The Catfish. Not a villa on an island, just an apartment block with contact between inhabitants. ’Remember, anyone can be anyone in The Circle...’: Sa Sa msg ’someone will catfish someone’
Channel 4
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JUNGLE JIGGLE - Holly Willoughby, now confirmed as ’I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’ stand-in for Ant McPartlin, jiggles her assets whilst wearing what could be her jungle hat
Holly Willoughby Instagram
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...Danny Dyer early rumour for IACGMOOH down under co-hosted by ’Holly Wallaby’ (hat tip to Daily Star for that)
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WHO SHE? - CBB ’18 undergraduate Natalie Nunn is an American reality star noted for outstanding cleavage work on TV show Bad Girls Club
slim pickens
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - Gemma Collins, Towie star and CBB class of ’17 graduate, now promoting smartphones with very appropriate white beachwear shot : ’All of these selfies were taken on the HTC U12+, because all four of its cameras are stunners’
Gemma Collins Instagram
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CBB 18 - who lives in a house like this? Richard Arnold is your guide for
exclusive look around the new Celebrity Big Brother House : has it had a Love Island makeover?
Good Morning Britain
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