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...bev, melt, muggy, mugged off, sort, pied off, gafting, cracking on etc etc and you have the answer to the existential question raised by Liaisons Island : ’Why do you suppose we only feel compelled to chase the ones who run away?’ Look no further than...
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...the Love Island philosophy du jour : ’It is what it is’ (IIWII)
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FAMOUSER BROS W/ NICKNAME AND SAME JOB - Curtis ’Eagle’ Pritchard and Tommy ’TNT’ Fury entered the Love Island villa together. Coincidentally, both have more famous older brothers in the same line of work with nicknames . Dancer Alex Joseph...
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...’AJ’ Pritchard is fully supportive of his younger bro : ’Exciting times ahead #loveisland - I literally can’t wait for tomorrow night to see you in the villa. 😃☀️🌴’. But, like many of you, he’s confused.com about the major issue of the day, viz...
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...’The question I have woke up asking myself is, “What the hell is the Eagle Position ?!” 🤔🤷🏼♂️’ By contrast, boxer...
AJ Pritchard Instagram
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...Tyson ’Gypsy King’ Fury hasn’t Grammed any words of encouragement for Tommy as yet : too busy training for his June 15 fight, probs. But the shades / no shirt combo could mark him out as a contender for a guest appearance on LI. Watch this space!
Tyson Fury Instagram
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LOVE ISLAND 2019 DAY 2 - lots of non-sexual tension on LI with the entry of two new boys in the shapes of...
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..pro dancer Curtis ’Eagle’ Pritchard (bedroom nickname), aka Curtis ’Bend over, let me see you shake your tail feather’ Pritchard (ballroom nickname). The nicknamed dynamic duo were ordered to...
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...uncouple 2 of the 5 pairs of Islanders, essentially stealing the chicks. However the foreplay, sorry, run-up, to this momentous event included ’Sliding Into the DMs’ which referenced the Eagle sex position (6:50), searches for which then broke the internet. LoveIslander suggests that...
Love Island
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...this from Kamaday is the authentic Eagle : ’Flexibility: Minimum
Difficulty: Maximum’. Many disagree so LoveIslander sought a second opinion on this important medical matter and now refers you to...
Kamaday
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...’Sex Positions Based On Your Zodiac Sign’ from
iTeach where Libra has the Sofa Spread Eagle (0:58). Once you have mastered basic techniques LoveIslander suggests the more advanced Bald Eagle could be right up your alley.
Anyway, the day climaxed with...
iTeach
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...Curtis choosing Amy (note the hug) and Tommy went for Lucie. No hug there so any Eagle-based activities look to be out of the question at the moment.
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COREN ISLAND - ’Same shirt, same car, same restaurant, same grill set, same ring, same sake, same wife. Nine years today’. Unsurprisingly, journo Giles Coren not a fan of LI. ’There’s...
Giles Coren Instagram
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...no love on this island of horny idiots’ (Giles Coren, The Times) ’Overweight people with...
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...plain faces are up in arms (bingo wings ahoy!) because the cast of Love Island once again comprises exclusively people who conform to current expectations of visual pulchritude, to wit: hollow cheeks, visible internal organs and a glazed, imbecilic look that betrays the reading age of a three-year-old and the cognitive swiftness of a monkfish’. Bit harsh! Giles suggests...
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...’change the programme’s name to F*** Island’. But what’s this? Giles enjoying the...
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AFTERSUN - Love Island Aftersun at 10pm every Sunday from 9 June, hosted by Caroline Flack : ’This will probably never happen in my life again... so I feel super proud to have our show take over Piccadilly Circus ... and the irony of being next to Eros, the Greek god of love !!!!! ( or fitting - whichever way you see it ) 😂❤️’
Caroline Flack Instagram
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LOVE ISLAND 2019 DAY 1 - ’Once more unto the villa, dear friends, once more...Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot’ and...
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