DUMP OFF - last 5 couples each select 1 pair to be dumped resulting in Alexandra (3 votes), JoKa (1) and Paura (1) so it looks like it’s ’Adios’ for Alex + Alexandra but...
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...the public will decide by voting for which of the 3 couples to save so there could yet be an upset : devious Dr Alex may survive if Josh is punished for his complaint about women taking off their makeup before bed
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LUCRE ISLAND - Love Island finalists can expect to earn £2,300,000 over the next 5 years according to Frontier Economics and even a 4 week run on the show is worth £1,100,000 so apply now
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AND THE WINNER IS - predictions from Charlie, Ellie, Stephanie and Josh on Good Morning Britain
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PENIS ALERT - has Josh got a penis tat on the back of his left upper arm? Check the vid. You decide.
UK NEWS
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DICK TAT - thnx to Mirror newspaper for clarification of this important issue : ’The tattoo is actually of Saint Christopher - the patron saint of travellers, athletes and sports. The saint is walking through the Nile carrying a child.’
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DIKTAT - when in polite company do not confuse ’dick tat’ with ’diktat’ which means ’an order that must be obeyed’, obvs
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JUST JACK - name change alert: ’old Jack’ is now just ’Jack’ because ’new Jack’ has left the Island. Jack’s got his name back.
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WILL YOU? - after the hot air balloon date just Jack pops the question every girl wants to hear : ’Will you...leave / love / live..?’ Diction Jack, you must e-nun-ci-ate. Turns out ’e wants Dani to move in wiv im. And take the shades off for an important question like that, sonly polite, init?
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LOVE IS IN THE AIR - final date for the housemates, make that villamates. Alex gets very excited...over a car
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DREAM DATE - ’I love cars. I miss cars so much’. These are not the words Alexandra wants to hear as Alex finally gets his Love Island dream date with a red Ferrari which colour co-ordinates nicely with her dress.
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PATHETIC! - Alex shifts into reverse gear. Alexandra response : ’I think you’re pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. Shame on you!’ Awks for Alex.
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GENERATION GAME - 2016 LI winners Cara De La Hoyde and Nathan Massey have already put son Freddy down for Eton, er, sorry, Love Island
Lorraine
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BABY DAY - babies on Love Island? Dr Alex nails his situation : ’I’m still trying to work out, as a man of science, how, without any portions, I’ve got a baby’
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LI ADDICT - ’I put off watching Love Island for as long as possible. I suspected that the dating format would be horribly addictive, and I was right’ (Allison Pearson, The Telegraph)
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - where is the winner of Strictly Come Dancing 2014? She’s only presenting Love Island. The Flackster is also a philosopher : ’Life can be bloody hard! People can be bloody mean ... but do you know what ... keep smiling Cos Jesus Christ ... you have to keep laughing or you’d just cry ❤️ ps I miss my dog’. The message is...don’t get engaged to people who want to be on reality TV especially if...
Caroline Flack Instagram
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...they don’t observe the dress code for making tea : ’Keep calm and have a cuppa’ says her ex Andrew Brady
Andrew Brady Instagram
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - Eyal Booker is ’Trying to find a balance in this new madness... fair to say I’m still learning and as humans we never stop learning. Blessed & grateful for what’s been & what’s to come. Peace & Love’. You’re deep, man, as is...
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...Olivia Attwood (Love Island class of ’17) who has ’tried the planned life and it’s a trap. Freedom is unplanned’ : natch both Insta philosophers have now...
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