GOSSIP GIRLS - new Jack kisses new Laura who stays shtum but new Jack tells old Jack, who tells Dani who tells the other girls so the chain reaction means that everyone knows except Stephanie who is not happy - ’I didn’tknow that...why has no one told me...’ ’Do you not think that Laura should have told you?’ asks old Laura, helpfully.
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GOSSIP GUYS - ’they talk a lot don’t they?’ Love Island guys give good goss. As Uma Thurman tells John Travolta in ’Pulp Fiction’ : ’When you little scamps get together, you’re worse than a sewing circle’
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GEORGIA ON MY MIND - ’Other arms reach out to me,
Other eyes smile tenderly, Still in peaceful dreams I see,
The road leads back to you’ (Ray Charles)
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SERIAL SNOGGER - perhaps not as poetic as Ray but heartfelt all the same, Sam says ’I just can’t keep my hands off Georgia’
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BETTA - Sam raises his verbal game with ’Georgia is playing
on my mind’ : that’s ’Georgia on my mind’ + ’is playing’. Nice wordplay, Sam. Say it again, Sam. Please yourselves, see if LoveIslander cares.
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GETTING IT ON - new Jack gets on board with new Laura al fresco on the sofa whilst Alex, bored in bed indoors, applies the lip balm in anticipation of some serious surf exposure. No need for that Alex cos you’ve missed the wave and you’re now high and dry.
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HANG TEN - is new Jack ’hanging ten’ with new Laura on her surfboard? LoveIslander has no idea, either. Check out out Urban Dictionary. Loveislander apologises but it was that Dani Dyer wot started all the surfing double-entendres.
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SURF’S UP - ’a new girl’s come in wiv a surf board and you want to jump on it’ : Dani not happy with Alex who thinks that new Laura is hot but she’s already waxing up the board for new Jack who has just split from old Laura so it looks like Doc is gonna have to ride another wave
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CONFUSED? - why the surfing-based euphemisms? New Laura is a pro surfer. Clear now?
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SURFSPEAK - LoveIslander polishing up the surf slang as we speak. For example, ’gave the stick a Chinese wax job, didn’t want to eat it and didn’t fancy a backdoor so did a bottom turn and tried to go frontside
but got caught inside by the doggy door and ended up taking dirty lickings before re-entry’. It’s all in www.surfing-waves.com. Try it yourslf, it’s easy.
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OUTSIDE? - Jack breaks up with old Laura claiming concerns about their compatability ’on the outside’
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THE TIME OF MY LIFE - Ellie Brown says ’The villa is the most amazing place but emotions are high, from the bottom of my heart to anybody I hurt along the way I am so sorry’
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PREDICTION - ’Jack and Dani will be engaged by this time next year. Living with them, you can see how in love they are’ (Ellie Brown in the Daily Star)
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THANKS, BUT NO THANKS - Barry’s Bootcamp trainer / model Harry Sellers has turned down Love Island producers three times : ginacarpenito msg ’oh look at that gorgey face’...
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...don’t tell The Flackster because she’s got a thing about younger men called Harry (Prince H, H Styles)
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JAURA - Jack (that’s him, head in hands) reveals concerns about his connection to old Laura in a deep and meaningful with old Josh...
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...no probs, remain loyal by cracking on with young (sorry, that should be new) Laura and there’s no need to change the couple name
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PAY ATTENTION – public vote established Megan + Wes, Georgia + Sam and Ellie + Charlie as the 3 least popular couples. Ellie + Charlie left the island. Later the 4 most popular couples had to choose which of Megan + Wes and Georgia + Sam also had to leave and went for the latter but…
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…Georgia and Sam given choice of 1) leaving immediately or 2) staying provided they split and did not re-couple. After some soul-searching they went for option 2 and then had to go on dates with the newbies. Life on Love Island can be tough!
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