HALF COUPLE - Curtamy went on a date after Curtis mistook Arabella (10/10) for half-girlfriend Amy (7/10) in the blindfold snogathon : ’good connection it’s a 10’. Anyway he managed to talk his way out of the tricky predicament over champers and chocs. The pro dancer is smoother than Anton’s arse. And...
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...it could be a subtle coded message to the producers of Strictly that he is ready to be the next Len ’Seven’ Goodman on the judging panel now that the fragrant Darcey Bussell has left the show.
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HALF ROMP - is Tomollie a couple or just a half-couple like Curtamy? Did they romp or just half-romp. Time for an official condon count as there should be 200 unused Love Island-branded condoms in the villa. Note LI Rule #6: ’No Unsafe Sex’.
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WHISTLEBLOWER - hatchet job by Elma Pazar on the Islanders. ’Romping’ is tabloidspeak for ’having sexual intercourse’ while ’ramping’ is Elmaspeak for ’masturbating’. ’No masturbation? I’m pretty sure they’ve all been ramping them out, to be honest. They’ve all done it privately’ she informed The Sun. Just the girls? Or is ’having a ramp’ an equal opportunities activity?
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...Lucie Donlan (class of ’19) : ’Heading into week 3 🏄♀️ @loveisland
Be yourself and don’t let anyone tell you what to do or change, be you’. Lucy has a lookalike sister called...
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...Emily Airton : ’There is no better friend in this world than a sister... 👱🏽♀️✨👱🏽♀️’. She works is a model / social media and marketing assistant and is also...
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...Callum : ’Fresh out the villa & straight on the @CarFumeUK hype💎 Their stuff is unreal, mine is inspired by Creed🤤’
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COMPLAINTS - Love Island complaints received by Ofcom : 16 June 512, 14 June 584, 13 June 19. These included...
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...over 300 about the treatment of Lucie Donlan prompting this statement from Joe Garratt’s peeps...
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...’we acknowledge Joe will come out to some warranted criticism. However, we deem the majority of it to be unfair and non representative of Joe’s true character. The producers have the ability to show someone in a particular light, choosing just 45 mins of footage from 24 hours to tell a certain narrative’. ’What about me?’ Well, Maura, you generated...
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SEVENTIES STYLE - Tom Walker back in the 70s : ’This was such a fun shoot. 🕺🏻 Campaign goes live Monday. Celebrating 40 years of the Manchester Arndale 👀’
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