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….Death as personified by the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse who rides a pale horse and who is sometimes known as the Pale Rider…
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….which is the title of the Clint Eastwood film in which he plays a nameless preacher who deals in death : now throw in the anecdote that Eastwood says the film is just a ghost story and enjoy new rep as a person of culture
Pale Rider YouTube
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FANCY IT? - pool, pool party, pool float, bikini babes, hunks in trunks, abs, beards, tats, flossin’ and self-slapping...what more could you want? Oh yeah, Lucozade Zero
Lucozade Energy YouTube
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MILLENNIAL CHURCH - funky KXC (King’s Cross Church, where Pete and Bee Hughes are Lead Pastors) reaches out to those in their 20s and 30s, the demographic coveted by advertisers
New Wine YouTube
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GEEZERBOD - bare torso and arms, trackie bottoms, tats, shaved head, chunky watch : film biz ’go to’ geezer body is that of actor Tom Hardy, seen here on set of ’Fonzo’
legendtomhardy Instagram
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FLOSSING - nothing to do with dental hygiene, flossing is doing ’The Floss’, aka The Backpack Kid Dance
LokTer Shab YouTube
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MUCH HEALTH - message sign-off for the ’wellness’ demographic : can be reduced to ’mch hlth’, obvs
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SHOULDER DANCING - rhythmic movements from the shoulders up only, often done while seated : the modern equivalent of 1950s hand jiving done when there was no room on the dance floor
Hand Jive Dance YouTube
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SOLUTIONING - officespeak for ’finding a solution for’ or ’solving’ a problem, as in ’We are solutioning the problem’
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NEXT PART - Daniel Craig dons blue suit and bow tie to refresh himself with a day’s work on a Heineken commercial in Spain before Bond 25 : director Danny Boyle starts shooting at Pinewood Studios in December. Slay!
danielcraigofficialfans Instagram
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SLAY! - exclamation meaning ’I love it!’ as in ’Just saw the new Bond film. Slay!’
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CELEB CHURCH - Hailey Baldwin, new face of Fendi, just one of the A-list answering the call of Brian and Bobbie Houston, ’Global Senior Pastors’ of Hillsong Church (hillsong.com) : other rumoured congregants have surnames like Kardashian, Jenner and Bieber so the big question is ’Has Hillsong Gone Celebrity?’
Brittany Valadez YouTube
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GeezerBod - pop culture channel
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GEEZAGRAM - Blindin’! Ray Winstone, geezer / Londoner / actor / sports fan / co-founder of / ambassador for....
Jaime Winstone Instagram
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...only gone and got hisself on the Gram : ’All you mob pretending to be me, in the past, you can jog on now!’
Ray Winstone Instagram
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KEEP IT REAL ONLINE - New Zealand government ad to educate children about pornography. Mother played by...
Keep It Real Online
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SLEB SHOUT OUTS - ’I heard about a website called...
Cameo
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...Cameo. ’Get personalized messages from your favourite celebrities’ like...
Cameo
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...Dogg who is on the Cameo roster with the likes of ....
Cameo
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...John Cleese : ’Please leave a message after the beep and I’ll get back to you. *BEEP*’ and...
Cameo Instagram
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...the Just Eat jingle available now : ’I’m sick of this, get those Just Eat fools on the line for me – we gonna do this Doggy-style’.
Just Eat Ireland
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FRIENDS + FAMILY - ’grime crime’ : residents of Barking & Dagenham are grassing up fly-tipping friends, family and neighbours. The Wall of Shame works! One geezer dobbed...
BBC London
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...his wife and next-door neighbour. What was going on there? This is better than reality TV.
LBBD
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GEORDIE HUMOUR - SportsRedirect.com set up by 5 Geordies to annoy Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley by offering alternative to his SportsDirect.com website
SportsRedirect.com
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