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SLEB SHOUT OUTS - ’I heard about a website called...
Cameo
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...Cameo. ’Get personalized messages from your favourite celebrities’ like...
Cameo
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...Dogg who is on the Cameo roster with the likes of ....
Cameo
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...John Cleese : ’Please leave a message after the beep and I’ll get back to you. *BEEP*’ and...
Cameo Instagram
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...the Just Eat jingle available now : ’I’m sick of this, get those Just Eat fools on the line for me – we gonna do this Doggy-style’.
Just Eat Ireland
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FRIENDS + FAMILY - ’grime crime’ : residents of Barking & Dagenham are grassing up fly-tipping friends, family and neighbours. The Wall of Shame works! One geezer dobbed...
BBC London
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...his wife and next-door neighbour. What was going on there? This is better than reality TV.
LBBD
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GEORDIE HUMOUR - SportsRedirect.com set up by 5 Geordies to annoy Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley by offering alternative to his SportsDirect.com website
SportsRedirect.com
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NOD - National Orgasm Day on July 31 (who knew?) celebrated by adult retailer Lovehoney with raunchy new TV ad, strapline ’Turn up the turn on’. Tune in on YouTube.
Lovehoney
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HOW TO BE A MOVIE EXPERT - check out Sergio Leone masterpiece ’Once Upon a Time in the West’, collect anecdotal info such as ’Henry Fonda cast against type as the baddie’ etc etc...
YouTube Movies
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...then do same for his gangster sequel ’Once Upon a Time In America’ making sure you watch the ’Extended Director’s Cut’ as well as the theatrical release...
YouTube Movies
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...now discuss fan made teaser trailer for forthcoming Quentin Tarantino project ’Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ starring Leonardo DiCaprio as fading movie star with Brad Pitt as his stunt double in Hollywood during 1969 ’Summer of Charlie’ and...
MAGNU M YouTube
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...keep up with 60s style Leo and Brad on OUATIH Instagram : punarvsarkar msg ’Gonna be BOMB!’
OUATIH Instagram
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SIDE PROJECT - DJ D-Sol has re-mixed Fleetwood Mac’s ’Don’t Stop’ and is hoping for a summer EDM hit : by day he’s Goldman Sachs president David Solomon
CNNMoney YouTube
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CAP’N SLOW - former Top gear presenter James May owns a Ferrari 458 Speciale which he could sell at a premium giving him more than enough to buy...
Ferrari
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...it’s successor, the 711bhp Ferrai Pista, tauruswaze msg ’Art in motion’. However he couldn’t up his mind so instead put a deposit on...
Ferrari Instagram
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...the Alpine A110 : ’...a 249bhp four-pot unit, but it weighs not much more than a ton’, seen here in the capable hands of The Stig on Top Gear
Top Gear YouTube
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CULCHA - want to appear cultured? Talk about music video ’This Is America’ (around 300 million YouTube views) by Childish Gambino, aka American actor, writer, comedian, director, record producer, , rapper, DJ, singer / songwriter Donald Glover, creator of TV series ’Atlanta’. Now mention the appearance of the horse and hooded rider at 2:35...
This Is America YouTube
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...and ponder whether this is a reference to the ’Compton Cowboys’ Guinness ad (‘Did I save the horse, or did the horse save me?’) or…
Compton Cowboys YouTube
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….Death as personified by the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse who rides a pale horse and who is sometimes known as the Pale Rider…
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….which is the title of the Clint Eastwood film in which he plays a nameless preacher who deals in death : now throw in the anecdote that Eastwood says the film is just a ghost story and enjoy new rep as a person of culture
Pale Rider YouTube
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FANCY IT? - pool, pool party, pool float, bikini babes, hunks in trunks, abs, beards, tats, flossin’ and self-slapping...what more could you want? Oh yeah, Lucozade Zero
Lucozade Energy YouTube
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MILLENNIAL CHURCH - funky KXC (King’s Cross Church, where Pete and Bee Hughes are Lead Pastors) reaches out to those in their 20s and 30s, the demographic coveted by advertisers
New Wine YouTube
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GEEZERBOD - bare torso and arms, trackie bottoms, tats, shaved head, chunky watch : film biz ’go to’ geezer body is that of actor Tom Hardy, seen here on set of ’Fonzo’
legendtomhardy Instagram
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FLOSSING - nothing to do with dental hygiene, flossing is doing ’The Floss’, aka The Backpack Kid Dance
LokTer Shab YouTube
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