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...the Chelsea specialist. Michael Cox, of Zonal Marking fame, has also been drafted in to the squad.


 
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LEFT / RIGHT? - former winger Jermaine Pennant, now ’playing golf all week’, and...



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...glamour model wife Alice Goodwin are thinking about...



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...increasing the size of their squad after...



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...appearing on ’Celebs go Dating’ for some coupke counselling : ’When they tell you to spice up your relationship’.



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LV WORLD CUP - Louis Vuitton travel case for the football World Cup trophy has titanium exterior embossed with LV monogram...



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...and the balls don’t miss out on luxury luggage either



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WORLD CUP WINNER - winner of the World Cup 2018 best football shirt is...Nigeria! 3 million units sold immediately on release at £64.95 by Nike Football



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MO NO - hoodied Mo ’No Comment’ Salah in Spain for treatment on shoulder refuses to answer questions from TV reporter : search msg ’the less you talk is the best in such situations, everything is clear and actions are much stronger than talking’


 
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AT SEA WITH JT - John Terry ’on the yacht’ rather than ’on the beach’ : flood.stephen msg ’John its looks like your having a good think about managing Chelsea in the future. You and lamps would make a great duo. Ktbffh’



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FOOTY ACRONYM - btw, KTBFFH stands for ’Keep the Blue Flag Flying High’ (Chelsea Football Club)
ON THE BEACH - footyspeak for end-of-season ennui experienced by footballers with nothing left to play for so just going through the motions prior to the holidays : contraction of ‘he’s already on the beach’ as in ’dreadful defensive error there, he’s on the beach’
MORE FOOTYSPEAK - any footballer not involved in the World Cup is now literally (rather than metaphorically) ’on the beach’ before returning for pre-season when he will be ’training the house down’ in order to ’take his game to another level’ in the new season
THREE LIONS - ’A New Engalnd’ : FA squad for football World Cup


 
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PUNDITRY CUP - BBC announces pundit line up for football World Cup : it’s Lineker up front, so no surprise there, but Ferdinand and Lampard on loan from BT Sport Football amongst new faces drafted in to take on strong ITV squad...


 
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...’ITV Announce Star-Studded Punditry Team For World Cup’ with surprise inclusion of ’controversial love cheat referee’ Mark ’Clatters’ Clattenburg


 
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BBC PROMO - ’Watch the Fifa World Cup 2018 in Russia, live across the BBC from 14th June’ : Joseph Bleasdale msg ’Best promo in years!’


 
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VAR - ’back for the FA Cup final after technology’s dubious season...to cut confusion, supporters at Wembley will be given some insight into the decision-making process on the stadium’s big screens’


 
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LIVE STREAMING - Man U executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward convinced online streaming the future of football broadcasting, predicts tech giants Amazon and Netflix will become increasingly powerful players in delivery of live sport
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