...taking advice on this important matter of the heart before making her decision.
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LOVE ISLAND LEXICON - ’dusting’ nothing to do with housework, it means ’telly sex’, as in having sex on national TV
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PLANET ANTON - Anton Danyluk back in the villa after a short absence for medical reasons not thought to be related to bum shaving. Rumours...
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...that he had popped out for an assignation with the supermarket check-out girl also considered to be wide of the mark. India...
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...is being pursued by both Chris and Ovie but Belton is not likely to be replaced by Inditon for one simple reason.
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MICHAEL’S SONG - remember the Jimmy Cliff classic ’I can see clearly now the rain is gone’? Well...
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...philosopher / player Curtis (or was it Calvin Harris ft. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry, Big Sean?)...
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...’No nothing ever lasts forever, no, One minute you’re here and the next you’re gone’ and with the words...
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...’Don’t be afraid to catch feels (ha)’ ringing in his ears, Michael...
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...decides to cut in on Gramber after rationalising the situation thus : ’now Joanna’s gone it’s given me time to think clearly’. Thnx for the inspo, Jimmy.
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IIWII - or That’s Muggy. Danny and Jourdan provide Love Island punditry for Closer : ’It’s just a massage!’
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MUMSNET ISLAND - Amber’s Mum doesn’t want her to get with ______ but Amy’s Mum...
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...Sherie Ann Danyluk just wants someone who take over her her boy’s bum-shaving duties. That’s Belle, Mrs D. She’s already done it. Hold up! Antelle is...
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...ovah : ’You’re bullshit’. No, cancel that because...
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INCOMING - off the subs bench and into the villa is newbie #1, a man with fast feet who is not afraid to cross the line and who is used to scoring. Pro rugby player...
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