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...thereby creating ’Tayllen’, a power brow combo that is unlikely to be matched.
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...Stevie have more in common that the fact that both their names end in ’ie’. They are compatible. They like love...
Stevie Bradley Instagram
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CASA FOMO - over in Casa Amor, Amy experiencing fear of missing out on what’s happening with Curtis back in the villa : ’I’m visualising me walking in and him being sat there with some f****** bird’. She’s says she’s suffering ’fear of the unknown’ (FOTU) and ’fear of not knowing’ (FONK). ’Do our girls have reason to worry?? @curtispritchard12, we’re watching you 👀’ Meanwhile...
Amy Hart Instagram
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...Curtis experiencing FONABTIA (fear of not actually being that into Amy) : bystephpose msg ’Did Michael not pick up on Curtis saying he is NOT physically attracted to Amy?⁉️ Lol 💁🏼♀️ I sensed that from the start.
Physical attraction, to fancy someone is important too. I wish he would get to know stunner @mariacarmelwild x’. Other...
Curtis Pritchard Instagram
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...FOs that spring to LoveIslander’s mind are FOBBLA (fear of being boring like Amy), FOMIA (fear of morphing into Amy) etc etc. LoveIslander off to update Urban Dictionary. That’s enough frivolity whilst...
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...Curtis is in crisis. Just look at that face!
Love Island
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LI LINGO - Caroline Flack auditions older demographic as potential pundits for the Aftersun panel but has to explain the language of Love Island so sticks with the young bloods...
cosmopolitanuk
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DANGERDAD - Love Island dangerous dad 2018 was Danny Dyer, father of Dani. This year sees...
Dani Dyer Instagram
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... daughter Belle ’Underboob’ Hassan tries her luck in the villa. Underbelle defo...
Belle Hassan
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...fancies Scottish bum depilation aficionado Anton Danyluk now...
Love Island
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...getting a bit desperate : ’Thank YOU Santa for bringing the new girls into the villa 🎅🏻🤷🏼♀️😂. But...
Anton Danyluk Instagram
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...it looks like his luck has chnged as Belle goes in for a quick kill. Both...
Daily Express 24h
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...Danny and Tamer are old mates from the acting game : they starred in 2004 film ’The Football Factory 2004’, Danny as ’Tommy Johnson’ and Tamer as ’Millwall Fred’. Check ’em @1:40
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C-WORD - ’We wouldn’t do that, say that, wear that. She’s too cringe, he’s too keen’ (Sarah Carson, i Newspaper) ’Love island, which impossibly is approaching its halfway point, is a highlight of my year. I love it : the absurd peacocking, fluorescent bodycon, ludicrous melodrama, slowed-down party bangers from 2010, the occasional on-screen fumble…
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